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Live at the King Eddy

by The Harpoonist & the Axe Murderer

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    Live album recorded over three nights at the King Eddy in Calgary. Amazing artwork by Peter Ricq.

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1.
When I was just a young boy I crawled before I learned how to walk. When I was just a young boy I crawled before I learned how to walk. Then I fell in love with you babe Now I'm crawling 'round like a dog. You found me like a treasure, But you lost me like a riddle. You held me like a guitar, But you played me like a fiddle. Come on baby, Cry a little. I was a tossing and turning, You were tossing your hips around. I was a tossing and turning, You were turning tricks in the town. You found me like a treasure, But you lost me like a riddle. You held me like a guitar, But you played me like a fiddle. Come on baby, Cry a little. Come on baby, Cry a little. I fumbled for the light switch, You were fumbling for your clothes. Like a jailbreak spotlight, Blinded, busted, stripped of your drawers. Like a jailbreak spotlight, Blinded, busted, stripped of your drawers. You found me like a treasure But you lost me like a riddle You held me like a guitar But you played me like a fiddle You found me like a treasure, But you lost me like a riddle. You held me like a guitar, But you played me like a fiddle.
2.
Mama's playing backseat bingo Gonna get paid Panic on the three way freeway On all four lanes She can lay low She can lay She can lay low She can lay Papa's in the nosebleed bleachers Down in Tampa bay Flying high in the big guava Waiting on a horse to place He can lay low He can lay He can lay low He can lay See they were lightning in a bottle Like a cat nipped on vitamin k He could smell her intuition And it told her just to stay away. They can lay low They can lay Better stay low Better stay
3.
Ice alley Will set your wheels on fire If you don't agitate the gravel It never fails You wind up in jail You gotta do... It never fails You wind up in jail You gotta do whatcha do whatcha You gotta do whatcha say Heat Stroke Maggie Will have you made in the shade She'll put her nightshift on you It never fails You wind up in jail You gotta do... It never fails You wind up in jail You gotta do whatcha do whatcha You gotta do whatcha say Chrome plated Polly Has got a chassis of steel She'll got you lighting up the tilt sign And running out on the deal You gotta do whatcha do whatcha You gotta do whatcha say
4.
Well, she smoke just like chimney and she’s built of solid bricks She's a tall bolt of lightning so you better strike quick She’s a big Alberta momma, got rocky mountain peaks Come on Pretty Baby let me kiss your feet. Come on pretty baby well I don’t care what you got I don’t know why I should And it don’t matter darlin Ya gotta get it while the getting’s good Baby I’ve got the jones And I’m down on my knees Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please She’s got 35 candles and just one wish Wontcha Blow ‘em out baby, start over again You don't do no locomotion, don't need no steady job Every breath you take is like the shuffling cards Come on pretty baby well I don’t care what you got I don’t know why I should And it don’t matter darlin Ya gotta get it while the getting’s good Baby I’ve got the jones And I’m down on my knees Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please Chump change payday gonna take it to the streets Coins clatter, ring and rattle, I'm a walking tambourine The band is on fire, and the tunes are even hotter Come on pretty baby burn a hole in my pocket Yeah, come on pretty baby I don’t care what you got I don’t know why I should And it don’t matter darlin Ya gotta get it while the getting’s good Baby I’ve got the jones And I’m down on my knees Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please
5.
I got a bottle of pills I got nicotine I got television, I got bad dreams I got alimony I got 2 stiff drinks I got an empty cupboard, A criminal record I got all these things I try to roll with the punches But the punches keep rolling with me. I got an old guitar But I got no strings I got a microphone But no song to sing I got vocabulary But nothing to say I got an open road & nowhere to go but nowhere to stay I try to roll with the punches But the punches keep rolling with me. I got a checkered past I got checkered teeth I got a bleeding hip From sleeping in the street I try to roll with the punches But the punches keep rolling with me. the punches keep rolling with me.
6.
I’m hard on my body I’m hard on my bones I’m hard on every tool I own hard of hearing I’m hard of taste gettin’ all my teeth replaced I’m hard on every tool I use I strip the drivers and the screws I’m hard on my soles hard on my heels hard on tires I’m hard on wheels hard on clutches hard on brakes I’m hardest on my own mistakes my suspension needs new springs ‘cause I’m hard on things I’m hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm I’m hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm I’m hard on boots hard on gloves I’m hard on all the ones I love I’m hard on hearts I’m hard on flings I’m hardest on the sweetest things I’ve worn out two gold wedding rings ‘cause I’m hard on things I may be right and I might be wrong it’s hard to put that in a song it’s hard to make this Gibson sing whenever I try I break the strings ‘cause I’m hard on things I’m hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm I’m hard on everything mmm mmm mmm mmmmm I’m hard on my friends ‘cause it’s hard to care for someone you love who’s hardly there I’m hard on my wallet I’m hard for cash I go hard until I crash I’m hard on my liver and it’s hard on my head it’s hard to sleep when I lie in bed with the nightmares the morning brings I’m hard on things I’m hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm I’m hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm it ain’t easy when you’re hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm I’m hard on things mmm mmm mmm mmmmm
7.
Well I had me a woman She was nineteen years’ old Well she damned my socks But she damned my soul Love me ‘fore ya leave me Love me ‘fore ya leave me, child You’re gonna be ready this time Love me ‘fore ya leave me child Lookin’ so pretty so I wrote out a note She played tic tac toes With all those x’s and o’s Oh love me ‘fore ya leave me Love me ‘fore ya leave me child You’re gonna be ready this time Yes, indeed, love me ‘fore ya leave me child I asked her what she thought about My new CD Well, I noticed the coaster where she put my cup of tea Love me ‘fore ya leave me Love me ‘fore ya leave me, child You’re gonna be ready this time Love me ‘fore ya leave me child I found me a woman That would shame them all I said, you can be the main course baby She can be the course, oh Love me ‘fore ya leave me Love me ‘fore ya leave me, child You’re gonna be ready this time Yes indeed, love me ‘fore you leave me child I said for the last time Love me ‘fore ya leave me, child You’re gonna be ready this time, oh Love me ‘fore ya leave me, child
8.
Sarah (Live) 03:33
Sarah my sexy Sarah, you’re my mascara I put on everyday you make me happy so very happy just like a hippy listening to the grateful dead now on a fine day it could be Sunday or Monday bet I’ll find one way to get inside your pants then I’ll arrange to dance like strangers in a cafe somewhere deep inside of France Sarah my sexy Sarah, you’re my mascara I put on everyday you make me happy so very happy just like a hippy listening to the grateful dead now on a fine day it could be Sunday or Monday bet I’ll find one way to get inside your pants then I’ll arrange to dance like strangers in a cafe somewhere deep inside of France
9.
I am my father’s son Get up everyday head out on the run Don’t know where I’m bound, but I know where I’m from I am my father’s son I am the bottle done I drink every drop ‘til I’m where I’ve begun Don’t the bottom seem lower with each passing one I am the bottle done I am my father’s son I am what I’ve become A servant of all, and master of none Have mercy on me for all that I’ve done I am what I’ve become I swore on my grave that I’d be someone But I’m just my father’s son I am my father’s son I am my father’s son
10.
If I feel, like I do, I'm gonna track down a two lane black top In a mercury away from you. I’m gonna let you down, I’m gonna let you down, Because it all went south When she came around. Feel, You've got to sweat this pain it's Real. She’s cut us both loose on this Deal. She’s cut us both loose on this Your girl from Queens, Her talk ain't cheap. She gonna rat on the neighbour Who ratted bout the favour I done served so sweet. She's gonna let you down, She's gonna let you down, Because it all went south When she came around. Feel, You've got to sweat this pain it's Real. You've cut yourself loose on this Deal. You've cut yourself loose on this.. If I could dream, Of love supreme, Then some time again In a great open plain, honey, Is where we’ll meet.
11.
Get out my house, my house, my house mama Get out my house mama You’ve got the nerve to stick around Get out my house mama Get out my house, my house, my house mama Get out my house mama You’ve got the nerve to stick around Get out my house mamaaaaaa…. Get out my mind, my mind, my mind mama Get out my my mind mama You’ve got the nerve to be so unkind Get out my mind Mama Get out my mind, my mind, my mind mama Get out my my mind mama You’ve got the nerve to be so unkind Get out my mind Mamaaaaa…. Get off my street, my street, my street mama Get off my street mama You’ve got my money and you’ve got me beat Get off my street Mama Get out my life, my life, my life mama Get out my life Mama You got your way with marked spite Get out my life Mamaaaa…..
12.
The wind blows through my open window Wish it’d quit its moaning and crying Reminds of the state you'd leave me in Almost every night Got Betty Everett on the stereo And other voices from the past trying to let me know You're no good for me why do I even try Why can't you ever treat me kind Like I want you to Like you used to do When I was no one's man When you're done lying to me Come crying to me Make it all worth my while Maybe Someday somewhere further down the line You'll treat me kind You'll treat me kind You'll treat me kind Baby be kind

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released January 28, 2022

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